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so i am ghana girl. believe it or not i dey rush. i dont accept it ba i make you know that i dey rush. i havnt got much. my mother is a kenk...
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They say stolen water is sweet. Girls today are something else oh. So look at this: a girl is going out with her boyfriend who she claims sh...
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girls are lovely for their company, cooking skills some other stuff but most definitely sex. i cant fail to mention that. guys are lovely fo...
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ok so guys think they are so different from modern Ghana girls. they think they are smarter. they think they've always been smart. Hm!!!...
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these ghana girls are the type that just dont care. listen to what has been happening to me. i like this gil right. and she likes me too. yo...
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now GHANA BOYS BE FRESH. ladies, if you dont agree then you are not looking in the right places. come and ask me. ghana boys are the most co...
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ghana girls, we dont live with them these days. we cope with them. dare you live with them you will simply die before your time. oh there ar...
Saturday, 30 July 2011
oh forget about my boyfriend
They say stolen water is sweet. Girls today are something else oh. So look at this: a girl is going out with her boyfriend who she claims she dearly loves. But sample this, ny3 br), just go up 2 her have a nice chat with her a few nice words. Now ask her out for a night out. Not out in the open. Very much enclosed. She readily accepts then you begin to wonder ei is this a movie am in. It will be hold my here and hold my there. What drugs are the girls taking of late. They are too positive. Where is mr boyfriend? They will give you every thing you want ma guy. Ah why? Thats my question these days. How? What did we start doing right. So right that we dont say much these days and BANG!!! we are in there. Well guys are just watching oh. We are moving with the season. Its the season of pudding. Eat, enjoy have fun. We are reigning.
Friday, 3 June 2011
the unfamiliar breeds.
ghana girls, we dont live with them these days. we cope with them. dare you live with them you will simply die before your time. oh there are some that are good but they are dreadfully few. they are many of them and they identify their breed with special names. some of these are
1. "SHASHII"; it is known that these "shashii" are not beautiful but are manageable facially. they have nice boobs and well shaped bodies. their main quality, dare i say, is their good tactics in bed. they are usually hood rats.
2. "ASHAWO"; now this may not necessarily mean a prostitute but rather, more considerably, a girl who sleeps with many boys despite the fact that she has a boyfriend. they are stupidly beautiful. this girl de3 ma bros you cant handle. it is only nerds, geeks...basically 'john boys' who can actually go out with these girls because they know that in a million years they never stand a chance of getting what they get from the man hunting ashawo.
3. "HOME GIRL"; this is what the good guys want. this girl right here is home bred. she will cook for you a nice meal and after you have eaten she will ask you 'do you want more?' this girl right here is the marriage material. take her home to your mother and father and they will be proud of you. they are also very beautiful but they rush with it sometimes. these are the girls that get attention the most so the 'shashiis' and the 'ashawos' always attack them. the home girl is the real deal.
1. "SHASHII"; it is known that these "shashii" are not beautiful but are manageable facially. they have nice boobs and well shaped bodies. their main quality, dare i say, is their good tactics in bed. they are usually hood rats.
2. "ASHAWO"; now this may not necessarily mean a prostitute but rather, more considerably, a girl who sleeps with many boys despite the fact that she has a boyfriend. they are stupidly beautiful. this girl de3 ma bros you cant handle. it is only nerds, geeks...basically 'john boys' who can actually go out with these girls because they know that in a million years they never stand a chance of getting what they get from the man hunting ashawo.
3. "HOME GIRL"; this is what the good guys want. this girl right here is home bred. she will cook for you a nice meal and after you have eaten she will ask you 'do you want more?' this girl right here is the marriage material. take her home to your mother and father and they will be proud of you. they are also very beautiful but they rush with it sometimes. these are the girls that get attention the most so the 'shashiis' and the 'ashawos' always attack them. the home girl is the real deal.
Wednesday, 1 June 2011
against the ghana boy
now GHANA BOYS BE FRESH. ladies, if you dont agree then you are not looking in the right places. come and ask me. ghana boys are the most conscious you can find. but we have a variety that suits the variety of girls available. today i will show you the variety of guys you can find in the city of accra(no offense to the kumasi bogga).
PAY ATTENTION
THIS FIRST GUY has money and will let you know he has got it, so ladies, spend it. mind you it is not for free. he is in his porsh car, sleek shada, talks smooth, ei this boy will steal glances at you every chance he gets. this is the fresh boy for real. woman you will fall without him saying a word.
THE SECOND GUY has money but will not let you spend it...never. he wants to corner you alright because he says he wants you to love him for who he really is. well... i dont know about that. the money dey but he is wretched ruff. he doesnt care and he's not changing so you must cope.
THE THIRD BROTHER is fresh with no cash. ladies this is the one you should be more aware of. this one can talk sweet, hw3. he is posh. this is the fresh hustler. the only thing he has got to offer is his mouth and his freshness. listen to it talk, kiss it, feed it... do anything you want with his mouth. it is yours.
THE LAST KILLER... he is not fresh, he doesnt have cash. we wont even talk about him. 'cos he doesnt say much hiself. his mouth wont rattle the words you want to hear. but then again the 'muff active' ones are deadly. you will fall for him and disgrace yourself. BEWARE!!!!!!!
now this is not all ghana has to offer, however this are my highlight for my discussion.
.....THE NEXT BLOG HAS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LADIES...shashies, home girls, ashawo......
PAY ATTENTION
THIS FIRST GUY has money and will let you know he has got it, so ladies, spend it. mind you it is not for free. he is in his porsh car, sleek shada, talks smooth, ei this boy will steal glances at you every chance he gets. this is the fresh boy for real. woman you will fall without him saying a word.
THE SECOND GUY has money but will not let you spend it...never. he wants to corner you alright because he says he wants you to love him for who he really is. well... i dont know about that. the money dey but he is wretched ruff. he doesnt care and he's not changing so you must cope.
THE THIRD BROTHER is fresh with no cash. ladies this is the one you should be more aware of. this one can talk sweet, hw3. he is posh. this is the fresh hustler. the only thing he has got to offer is his mouth and his freshness. listen to it talk, kiss it, feed it... do anything you want with his mouth. it is yours.
THE LAST KILLER... he is not fresh, he doesnt have cash. we wont even talk about him. 'cos he doesnt say much hiself. his mouth wont rattle the words you want to hear. but then again the 'muff active' ones are deadly. you will fall for him and disgrace yourself. BEWARE!!!!!!!
now this is not all ghana has to offer, however this are my highlight for my discussion.
.....THE NEXT BLOG HAS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LADIES...shashies, home girls, ashawo......
Sunday, 29 May 2011
we dey rush k3k3.
so i am ghana girl. believe it or not i dey rush. i dont accept it ba i make you know that i dey rush. i havnt got much. my mother is a kenkey seller. my father is a taxi driver...still i dey rush. i hang out in the coolest joints you can think of. bro you havnt got nothing on me. i will spend your money and make it look like i am spreading you. my jeans is cheap and whack but the tailor knows how to make it fit my well endowed body. this guy koraa why is he looking at me like that. i no be small girl oh. he is not my type. yes he cannot rush me oo. hw3. my ear rings de3 the guys dont know nothing about that stuff so 5o peswas worth of ear rings are classy enough for me. the shiny shiny things in my dress will make me bling like lil jon's jewelery even under the sun. u no go fit me. the other rich girls de3 leav them they are loose papa. they are waisting their money. me, i dont have some to waste. so i will just stay cheap and act big.
Friday, 27 May 2011
they dont really care oh
these ghana girls are the type that just dont care. listen to what has been happening to me. i like this gil right. and she likes me too. you must be thinking thats something really great. NO!!! why? Because she is on my skinny ass all day all night. i dont even know what to do with her now. she wont let me be. yes, i like you and its not like i told you am going to marry you. well ask me what i have done about it. i would say everything. i show signs. lame right? but i cant be simply brutal u see. so i try to make it look like i only want to be friends. but she doesnt care oh. am just some guy trying to be dull and hard to get. well, i have my good looks so its ok for me to "rush". ghanaian girls today want what they want and nothing will stop them from getting it. my friend... are they causing any inconvenience???? masa!!! they dont care. they simply dont care.
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